Novels & Novellas
Explore the unique world of Sardoodledom Storyhouse's Novels & Novellas. Discover original and surreal stories crafted to take you beyond the ordinary. Are you ready to delve into the Sardoodledom depths?
Our Recommendation: The Damnedwich
If you could only choose one, we recommend The Damnedwich. More than just a novella, it's an entire experience! Dive into this surreal story and then watch the short film which is INCLUDED in the book! It's a perfect example of the unique offerings at Sardoodledom Storyhouse.
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Jeepers VeePers
by Various Authors & B.S. Lewis
Do you dare to read them all?
Last Stop at Imagination Station
by B.S. Lewis
Imagination Station is the number one children’s show in the country—beloved, educational, and hiding something unspeakable behind the scenes.
When a string of bizarre murders stun the city, hard-boiled detective Robert Brick is forced into an unlikely partnership with Tad Widderpippets, the show’s bubbly but disgraced former puppet co-host. Together, they follow a trail of felt, foam, and blood into a shadow world beyond the studio lights, where friendly characters might bite, stunts may go wrong, and the line between imagination and reality may disappear altogether.
What they find isn’t murder; it’s a rehearsal—for a final performance that could bring the house down, and the ultimate Puppet Master into our world.
Part buddy-cop mystery, part cosmic horror, and all peppered with puppets—Imagination Station is not safe for children. Or anyone else.
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The Damnedwich
by B.S. Lewis
When a late night advertisement disturbs the peace of their apartment, roommates Alice and Trixie just want to get back to sleep. But curiosity (and the possibility of free food) drags them to the grand opening of a suspiciously enthusiastic new deli. Their prize? A towering, dripping, glorious ham sandwich—free of charge, no questions asked.
But questions should have been asked.
Because this isn’t just any old sandwich. It’s a trap. And the final bite may bring something ancient, and hungry, into our unsuspecting world.
The Damnedwich is a darkly comic tale of food, friendship, and the unholy price of a free lunch.
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Gulp Fiction
by B.S. Lewis , Arnie Fisk , Johnny Slop , Velvet Landmine , & 5 more
- Mama's Body & Mango Boobies: Reeling from the loss of their mother, siblings find more than they bargained for as they peruse her old love letters.
- Confessions & Cabin Fever: A man walks into a bar. He is holding a gun and he desperately needs a drink. No, this isn't a joke. It's more than that...it's a confession!
- Hatred & Hanky Panky: It's Mackenzie's sweet sixteen, although she is far from sweet. When her mother decides to send her away for the summer to stay with old friends, Mackenzie decides to get her revenge. On everybody.
- Adios & Allen: Allen is on his way out of town. He stops at the local dive bar and orders a drink he's never had before. He'll soon find out that there's a lot that can happen when you try new things.
- Blue Woos & Bugaboos: A mysterious and reclusive author has his patience tested when a local girl decides to accuse him of being a monster.
- Buddies & Bastards: Buddy's Bunch is the newest popular kids show sweeping the nation. The only problem is, how do you turn it off?
- Demons & Dutch Velvet: A family settles into a new town. Shortly thereafter, all of the children start acting peculiar. What is the meaning behind the new game they are playing? The one that they cannot seem to stop? And what will it mean if they win?
- Clones & Caviar: A woman in desperate need of a break from her clingy husband finds a company that makes clones. What could go wrong?
- Parades & Pangalactic Gargleblasters: Ryan Bingham, agent to the stars, is tasked with a new mission: publicity for the impending Martian invasion. Of course, it's all just fun and games...isn't it?
Explanation for the Concerned Hardcover
by D. Komorebi , B.S. Lewis & Cavoli Riscaldati
Komorebi is a Japanese word, which describes the light filtered through forest trees. In this series, you will meet people who, for one reason or another, are unable to see the light through the trees. They are all lost, depleted, at the end of their proverbial ropes. In summation, they are all preparing to end their own lives. What are their reasons? And are they justified? Find out here, in Explanation for the Concerned.
This series was inspired by the real life suicide letters of a great friend who chose to stick around. If you enjoy these stories, please feel free to donate any amount to $SardyHouse on Cashapp and put 'hotline donation' in the notes. Proceeds go to help keep the Suicide and Crisis Hotline up and running and saving lives.
Please, PLEASE feel free to use their services if you even suspect that you need help. Call or text 988 anytime to contact them.
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A Panoply of Paranoia
by B.S. Lewis
Have you ever felt your sanity slip? Ever witness the world unravel until it became something unrecognizable and grotesque?
“A Panoply of Paranoia” presents a collection of twisted tales, where the boundary between nightmare and reality blurs, and the line that separates madness and sanity is thin as a whisper.
These stories stretch seamlessly across an endless expanse of insanity - from psychopathic geriatrics, dark doorways and killer clowns, to nightmarish dreamscapes, demented personal ads and impossibly large worms. Remember, as you turn these pages, the sounds you are hearing is not the mere rustling of paper; it is the whispers of madness from the other side.
From the sinister psyche of B.S. Lewis, “A Panoply of Paranoia” will remind you that the purest horrors known to man reside inside of the human mind.
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EarWorms
by B.S. Lewis
1. The Open Door - If a mysterious door kept on appearing in front of you, would you open it? And if you did, what would be behind it?
2. Where the Hell is Harry? - A father plays an innocent game of Hide and Seek with his son, Harry. What he didn't know at the time, was that Harry would disappear completely, causing him to wonder about the meaning and relativity of time itself.
3. Buddy's Bunch - An unhappy babysitter sits through a marathon of a kid's TV show called Buddy's Bunch. The more he watches, however, the more he is unnerved by the characters on his television.
4. Bird Brain - The slightest touch can change everything. This is doubly true for a psychometrist who walks into a bar.
5. A Lot to Unpack - Caught unprepared for an imminent trip, a lawyer travels with a bag sent by his assistant. Its capacity and contents will stretch his mind to its breaking point.
6. Between You, Me and the Dog - It was just supposed to be a short stop along the way. A little respite from the snow. One good meal before the final ascent. For three adventurers and their dog, however, it could be the end of the line. Just what is waiting for them at the infamous Akuji farmhouse?
A Feast of Flash Fiction
by B.S. Lewis , Lisa McVay & Icky Feep
Moonlight So Nada - A man goes to sleep every night to find himself transported to a world where he is all alone. Except for the trolly man, who runs around on all fours.
Sprite & Crackers - A sick child prompts a father to seek a cure no matter how long it takes.
The King - An exterminator who hates riding the train finds something that he hates even more: riding one with a rat in his pants.
Immersive - In this thrilling short story of acrylics and anarchy, a family outing to an art museum takes an unexpected turn thanks to the appearance of a framed painting of a clown.
The Moon and the Men Beneath - A large man and a small man travel together beneath the light of a sinister moon.
The TipToe Man - A man struggling from insomnia begins to hear footsteps in his empty kitchen. Could it all be his imagination? Of course not!
Monsters: The Somnambulant Strain Book 1
by B.S. Lewis
In part one of The Somnambulant Strain series, a young man on his way to a concert is picked up by a friendly passerby. As hours and stories pass freely between them, they soon discover that they have a lot more in common than first met the eye.
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It's About Time
by B.S. Lewis
In part two of The Somnambulant Strain series, a trio of friends find more than they bargained for when they stumble across an old clock at a yard sale. They soon discover that things can come with a great cost, even when they seem like a steal.
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Hippocampus
by B.S. Lewis
Will the operation be successful? And if so, what will the side effects be? Find out in Hippocampus, the newest novella from B.S. Lewis.
Outrun the Past (The DCI Emily Moran series Book 1)
by Megan Browne
Alex Stephens had a good life. Great job, excellent friends and a woman he adored and who loved him completely in return. Until that all got flipped on its head. And now ten years later, sitting in his hometown being accused of a crime he didn’t commit all he can think about is how to get out of jail and how to find the people responsible for getting him there. To do that it was imperative he get in touch with someone from his past. What a shame it was someone he could no longer bear to be around.
Bound for Triptis
Dr. Kessler will stop at nothing to extend the human race's lifespan indefinitely, but he's no messiah...he's a monster.
Skies of the Watsakay
Lethal raider, renegade gunman, all-night-love-machine: Heron BlueSky. Socially craven, romantically oblivious, means well: Aji BlueSky, his brother.
The Gicheno’s exiled archenemies are poised to reappear on the planet Aya, but you’ve already heard that kind of story. The real questions: What are they really coming for? Who’s responsible? And how many lies are they telling?
The mystically gifted women and men of Heron Bluesky’s crew of travelling companions will begin the search for the truth in Skies of the Watsakay.
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